SFG: (le facepalm, before pulling his face down and slapping it back up when his hand leaves his face) Has anyone here ever REALLY played basketball before?

???: Um, I have!

(SFG looks and sees an unfamiliar female humanoid around BEC's age arrive at the gym. She looks very smart, with pink hair tied in a ponytail, silver eyes, a pink shirt hidden by her black jacket, and a red skirt.)

???: I'd like to try out for the team.

BEC: (turns around, sees her and is suddenly smitten) Hey?

???: (holds hand out to BEC after taking off her jacket) Hi! My name is Cindy Lynn Elizabeth, CLE for short.

BEC: CLE? (Shaking her hand)

CLE: (Giggling) Yes?

BEC: Hello. Eh, my name is Brian Earnest Carlson, but just call me... (Belches) BEC!

(CLE giggles as BEC clears his throat)

BEC: Erm, you wanna play a little one on one, doll?

CLE: (Offended with fire in her eyes) DOLL?

BEC: (Hearts in his eyes, taking no notice of her rage) Uh-huh!

CLE: On the court... (mimicking him) BEC.

BEC: Sure. (peels out after her)

SFG: Oh boy, with BEC after her it can only mean one thing.

TFG: Love?

SFG: No. That is trouble, trouble for BEC. Just wait and see.

(Everyone watches as BEC and CLE play together.)

CLE: Ready? (Dribbling the ball)

BEC: Y-yes? (Trying to block her) I got it! I got i-

(Before he could get the ball, CLE spins him around and winds him up in a knot. She dribbles the ball and slam dunks it. Everyone is impressed with her skills.)

SFG: (Impressed) The girl's got some skills.

TFG: Well seeing her skills make me bet: give her an inch, she'll take a mile, maybe even beyond.

(CLE walks back to BEC. To BEC, her walk is like an angel approaching him.)

BEC: (smitten) Yes...?

(Without warning CLE pulls BEC to her face, her ponytail covering part of her face.)

CLE: Let's get one thing straight here and now: don't ever call me... doll. 

(CLE blows her ponytail off of her face)

BEC: Cccccheck! (clatters to the floor as stiff as a board)

CLE: (Heading for the door) Hey, nice playing with you. (she winks as she leaves)

SFG: Real smooth, Mr. Lady-Charmer, sir.

BEC: Ahhhhh you're just jealous. She's obviously nuts about me.

SFG: (sarcastically) "Obviously."

Directly based on a scene from Space Jam (1996).

BEC and CLE (C) Me

SFG and TFG (C) @AnthoNG